Sarah SolomonNew Nap Dress Product DescriptionsA parody concerning the Hill House Home nap dressesSep 1, 2022Sep 1, 2022
Sarah SolomonIf Tom Wambsgans Finished Mr. Darcy’s LinesMatthew Macfadyen played Mr. Darcy in the 2005 movie adaptation of Pride and Prejudice and takes on the role of Tom Wambsgans in the HBO…May 26, 2022May 26, 2022
Sarah SolomonThe Matrix Resurrections Plots I Would Understand BetterWhile I didn’t really understand what was going on in the new Matrix movie, I’m still a helpless consumer of 90s nostalgia and would watch…Dec 23, 2021Dec 23, 2021
Sarah SolomonPost-Covid Lifetime Movie PitchesHorny on Maine Emotionally drained and burnt from being a nurse in NYC during COVID-19, our protagonist Emily decides to pursue her…Jun 20, 2021Jun 20, 2021
Sarah SolomonYou’ve Got DMsQuarantined to their respective apartments in the Upper East Side and Brooklyn, new couple Alexis and Brad send each other thoughtful…Mar 25, 20201Mar 25, 20201
Sarah SolomoninThe Belladonna ComedyNew Seasonal Flavors for Alcoholic SeltzersLearn about the latest autumn offerings!Nov 11, 20191Nov 11, 20191
Sarah SolomonAlternative Summer Outfit Guide“Do the hosts know The Great Gatsby wasn’t a love story?”Jun 19, 2018Jun 19, 2018
Sarah SolomonJ. CrizzleJust said what we were all thinking and bastardized some late 90s/early 2000s J. Crew ads.Apr 18, 2016Apr 18, 2016
