New Nap Dress Product Descriptions

Sarah Solomon
3 min readSep 1, 2022

A parody concerning the Hill House Home nap dresses

Cottagecore Hangover

The light and breezy cotton damask of our Cottagecore Hangover Nap Dress is bedecked by a spray of floral chintz that will make Laura Ashley look like the tramp she is. Meant for loitering in idyllic locations like sun-strewn fields, farmers’ markets, or outside your ex-boyfriend’s apartment…

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