Post-Covid Lifetime Movie Pitches

Horny on Maine
Emotionally drained and burnt from being a nurse in NYC during COVID-19, our protagonist Emily decides to pursue her lifelong dream and move to Portland, Maine, to run a higher-end nautical tchotchke shop for oblivious tourists. While sourcing old lobster crates she could sell for a massive markup as repurposed coffee tables, she runs into a gruff yet devilishly handsome fisherman with a troubled past. When his…