Sarah SolomonNew Nap Dress Product DescriptionsA parody concerning the Hill House Home nap dresses·3 min read·Sep 1, 2022----
Sarah SolomonIf Tom Wambsgans Finished Mr. Darcy’s LinesMatthew Macfadyen played Mr. Darcy in the 2005 movie adaptation of Pride and Prejudice and takes on the role of Tom Wambsgans in the HBO…·3 min read·May 26, 2022----
Sarah SolomonThe Matrix Resurrections Plots I Would Understand BetterWhile I didn’t really understand what was going on in the new Matrix movie, I’m still a helpless consumer of 90s nostalgia and would watch…·3 min read·Dec 23, 2021----
Sarah SolomonPost-Covid Lifetime Movie PitchesHorny on Maine Emotionally drained and burnt from being a nurse in NYC during COVID-19, our protagonist Emily decides to pursue her…·4 min read·Jun 20, 2021----
Sarah SolomonYou’ve Got DMsQuarantined to their respective apartments in the Upper East Side and Brooklyn, new couple Alexis and Brad send each other thoughtful…·7 min read·Mar 25, 2020--1--1
Sarah SolomoninThe Belladonna ComedyNew Seasonal Flavors for Alcoholic SeltzersLearn about the latest autumn offerings!3 min read·Nov 11, 2019--1--1
Sarah SolomonAlternative Summer Outfit Guide“Do the hosts know The Great Gatsby wasn’t a love story?”3 min read·Jun 19, 2018----
Sarah SolomonJ. CrizzleJust said what we were all thinking and bastardized some late 90s/early 2000s J. Crew ads.2 min read·Apr 18, 2016----